Degutterized
rubbering your d-ck against a cup or dish that someone is going to eventually drink or eat from.
—draws its name from the great steve guttenberg, although i’m not sure if her pulled this on tom selleck or not
john p-ssed me off earlier so when he told me to pour him a gl-ss of soda, i degutterized it.
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