Dehydration Quaff
(1.) when a very elderly man -j-c-l-t-s and only a cloud of sperm comes out.
(2.) same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
i was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because i hadn’t been drinking my urine like bear grylls does.
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