Deja Fu


(n.) a fictional martial art that can only be described as the feeling that one has been kicked in the head this way before.

(v.) getting your -ss kicked a second time by the same person.
don’t screw with that monk, he knows deja fu.

i was h-tting on that bikers woman again so i got deja fu’d.
a very mysterious form of martial arts where the weapon of choice is time.
lu tze, grand master of deja-fu, has already kicked your b-tt. don’t you remember challenging him?
the feeling you’ve been kicked in the head like this before.
people who have faced shawn michaels more than once in the squared circle often feel deja-fu.

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