dejafuk
when someone randomly remembers to tell you something that immediatly causes you anger or dissapointment.
“dejaf-k! how the h-ll could he just remember to give us homework on friday?”
“oh dude, sorry to dejauk you but yesterday…i gave your dog some beer and he ran into a wall and didn’t get up”
“i dejaf-ked my girlfriend today by putting laxatives in her oatmeal when i left the house this morning haha.”
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