Dejewfrofy
verb – transitive (1) the act of having one’s jew fro removed or removing another’s jew fro either by force or with the removee’s consent.
offenses which justify forceful dejewfrofication include:
being unworthy of one’s jew fro (i.e. looking incredibly un-jewish), being anti-semitic, being republican (or twipublican), etc.
common side-effects of dejewfrofication include:
loss of jewish appearance (a.k.a. “jewocity”), increase in nerdiness, and abrupt loss of awesome.
also, in a recent medical double-blind study, results show that 98% of victims suffering from dejewfrofication reported a sudden absence of “a jew fro.” scientists are still studying these findings.
guy 1: “dude did you see what happened to isaac?”
guy 2: “no, what?”
guy 1: “his mom forced him to dejewfrofy himself…”
guy 2: “wait, are you serious!? he cut his jew fro!?”
guy 1: “ya, dude. he totally got dejewfrofied.”
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