DeKalb, Illinois
a town in rural illinois about 65 miles outside of chicago. has northern illinois university in the center. otherwise you got a walmart and a small bestbuy. there is lots of corn. and a high school that had its power get knocked out 7 times in 2007-2008 and has had a couple of gang fights and multiple attempts at arson. there isn’t much besides that. there was a school shooting at niu in 2008. besides the shootings the only claims of fame are the invention of barbed wire in dekalb and supermodel cindy crawford.
freind: how’s dekalb, illinois?
me: you know it sucks.
or
friend: wanna hang out?
me: walmart or target?
friend: target sounds good.
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