the most baller, quick-witted, handsome man alive. way cooler than that stupid f-ck alberto. lady-slayer extraordinaire and an exemplary guy to hang with. better than alberto in every possible way imaginable.
hot girl #1: should we invite alberto to the party?

hot girl #2: no way! he’s a total poof. let’s double team dekker instead.

hot girl #1: 그래 그러자. 데커 완전 멋있다!

hot girl #2: 더블데커다!

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