Delaine
bad-ss.
wow! that chick was h-lla delaine!
this weird crazy girl who looks like a peac-ck. and has dejavus….
shes the best friend in the world though.
and she hurts herself a lot….
1. delaine: “ow.”
sierra: “what happened?”
delaine: “i fell off the teeter totter & banged my head on a metal box.
2. delaine: “i peed on a floating toilet.”
meaning to love, hate and respect all at once.
coming from the german tight rope walking entertainer of the 1800s, delaine was adored by many, envied by most and hated by her fellow entertainers because she always stole the show – thus gaining respect as a performer.
delaine is the essence of being able to be loved, hated and respected all at once.
mary is the ceo of a multinational company, she rescues orphans from third world countries and has a perfect set of teeth. gawd, can she get more delaine?
josef declared war on the materialistic society he once called home. once a high earning banker, he now collects cans to clean up our streets and interact with those less fortune, his life has become so delained.
jesus, if you open that door to the jehovahs one more time you’ll be cruisin for a bruisin. what, do you think you’re the next delaine er something?
Read Also:
- chocolate soldier
chocolate drink similar to yohoo! i just drank a chocolate soldier. another word for a h-m-s-xual he’s a chocolate soldier- melt in the heat of battle when, after having -n-l s-x with your woman, you offer it to her, to eat. last night i gave my woman my chocolate soldier.
- jolly spritzer
sh-tting in a spray bottle and filling it up with 3/4 water. you can heat it up in the microwave to make things interesting. i was so angry at my roommate for eating all the cupcakes so i made him a jolly spritzer .
- Jolly Rancher Eyes
a sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a monster energy drink bfc (big f-cken can) i drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play cod4… d-mn jolly rancher eyes.
- keep digging
‘keep digging’ refers to when someone has just said something embarrasing or awkward and they are trying to get themselves out the situation by backpeddaling but they are just making the situation worse. for related topic see dig a hole p-ss me a shovel and ground swallow me up frank: hey when’s the baby due? […]
- keeper'd
on fifa 11 pro clubs mode, when a human-controlled goalkeeper is beaten by an easy shot or by a skill move. -goalkeeper concedes a goal after he dives for a fake shot- opposition: keeper’d! goalkeeper: shut up, i know!