delaware puddy
the diarrhea you get the next morning after having s-x with an aids victim.
trent: oh dude i had horrible sh-ts this morning?
bob: you should get that sh-t checked out. you don’t want it to be delaware puddy.
trent: oh yeah that’s right, the girl i f-cked in the -ss last night had aids.
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