Delaware Snatch Trap
a local female delaware sl-t attaches herself to some poor unsuspecting young airman from dover air force base. purposely uses him for his military benefits and a chance to get out of the delaware area. this useless c-nt can be spotted at the local mall, wal mart, or the state fair with excessive makeup smelling of c-m and cigarette smoke. (note: she is probably already intoxicated and pregnant at the same time.)
airman smith was supposed to transfer to his dream -ssignement today until he was stopped at the gate by his first sergeant for falling into a delaware sn-tch trap.
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