Delayed DADS


word used to describe getting the dads wayyyy late in the day… after you thought you had escaped the dreaded “day after drinking sh-ts”.
casey: “gah tricia, i’ve got the dads like, major.”

tricia: (smugly) “really? i’m fine.”

tricia: (9:00 pm) “d-mn! i’ve got the delayed dads!”

casey: -snickers a little-

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