Delegate


get someone else to do the work because you’re too lazy and busy eating pasties.
fat matt: “hey, grant i’ve got a meaningless task i’m going to delegate that will do nothing to develop you”
grant: “what, again?”
when some b-st-rd above you gives you work that they can’t be bothered to do themselves.
i’d like to delegate some responsibility to you…. go make me a coffee.
to dump off on -ssociates of lower grade levels.
give all doo doo work to stephanie.

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