Delilah


the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. she’s sweet, thoughtful, loyal, and more gorgeous than anyone on earth. after seeing her once you’ll be dying to see her again, and without effort she’ll make you smile until your face hurts. her smile warms the earth, she has a heart of gold, and one look into her eyes and you’ll fall in love.
win: oh mah gahd, who is that?!
tal: i don’t care.
win: man, that’s a real delilah right there!
tal: okay.
an independent woman. who has s-x appeal but yet smart, very loyal, funny, shy at first, honest, trys to make everyone happy, has a big heart, and has big goals.
dam that’s definetely a delilah!
an inexplicable, senseless act of madness, like in the tom jones song.
montalto pulled a delilah when he sabotaged their website. why? why? why?
1.the woman who will destroy you, a poisonous girlfriend.
2. the biblical delilah.
shes a delilah, all her exes are dead or in jail.
a s-xy, hot girlll. with brown eyes and brown hair. she has reaat b–bs and and a rockin body. overall she is h-o-t.
person 1 : oh d-mn. theres delilah. bein all s-xy.
person 2 : lemme hit dat.
a girl or woman with long dark hair and big blue eyes, she is seductive and beautiful. she likes the fine things in life and will not settle for anything less. will expose your weaknesses for all they are worth.
1. she looks like an actress, she’s such a delilah.
2. i heard what he did to her, he better be careful she’ll go delilah on him.
this is the name of freddie mercury’s favorite cat (lead singer of queen). the song “delilah” on queen’s alb-m innuendo is written for this cat…how cute is that :d

freddie has a handmade vest with all of his cats on it. delilah is on this vest. this vest is featured in the these are the days of our lives video.

video of song:
search delilah queen on youtube

i would have put links to the song, the vest photo, a photo of delilah, and a video of delilah but they arent allowed apparently 🙁

:d i love queen!
delilah delilah
oh my oh my oh my you’re irresistible
you make me smile when i’m just about to cry
you bring me hope you make me laugh – and i like it
you get away with murder so innocent
but when you throw a moody you’re all claws and you bite
that’s all right

delilah delilah
oh my oh my oh my you’re unpredictable
you make me so very happy
when you cuddle up and go to sleep beside me
and then you make me slightly mad
when you pee all over my chippendale suite

delilah delilah
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

you take over my house and home
you even try to answer my telephone
delilah you’re the apple of my eye

meeow meeow meeow
delilah i love you delilah
oh you make me so very happy
you give me kisses and i go out of my mind ooh
meeow meeow meeow
you’re irresistible – i love you delilah
delilah i love you

hah hah
you make me very happy
oh yeah – i love your kisses
i love your kisses
i love your kisses
i love your kisses
i love your your your kisses
i love your kisses
a radio show with extremely sappy music and an overly dramatic host with callers that have watched way to many hallmark movies. it also happens to be broadcasted only a few miles from were i live. help me!!!
delilah:brandine from arkansas tell us what makes you happy or sad!?!
brandine:well i just found out who my baby’s baby daddy is,cletus you got a daughter!!i’m so glad i got a grandbaby
before i geted any older than 30!! i thank jesus every day for giving me these children,its just a miracle!!!

delilah:camilla from nyc what makes you happy or sad!?!
camilla:well i’m sad because i met this guy but it turns out
he’s from oklahoma and i dont what anything to do with people who aren’t as good as us new yorkers.its like romeo and juliet!

me:uugghhh shoot me now!(smashes in stereo)

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