delined


delined: a seriously failed attempt to keep up with a hollow legged cowboy resulting in abnormal behavior, several days of ppd and possible divorce or death.
last night i went out and mike delined me. i was not right for a couple of days.

i got so delined last night my wife almost left me.

i was so delined last night i woke up in a cab with peanut b-tter, a monkey, and a receipt.

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