Delinquentarianism


a type of religion that praises children ages 2-5.
do you wanna come to town sat-rday?

“no, sorry, im going to church”

“oh, i didnt know you went to church”

“didnt you hear, i took up delinquentarianism”

“oh, okay then”

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