delkus
a fool.
someone who does something stupid, and or idiotic.
the weatherman called for high 70’s and now it’s snowing. what a delkus.
don’t be a delkus!
a measure of good or bad based on a sliding scale called the “delkus index”. the delkus index works much like a golf score in that the lower the score, the more desirable the thing being measured. the d-index measures from a +10 (highly undesirable) to a -10 (highly desirable). the rare “zero-delkus” score occurs when a situation is equally good and bad. named after pete delkus, a local meteorologist who had a promising career as a minor league pitcher but now spends time miscalculating the weather for a dallas news channel.
“what did you think of that movie?”
“mad delkus, bro. bad acting, bad special effects and too much chick-flick cr-p. i might hit that with a +8 on the d-i.”
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