DELTA AIRLINES
d.e.l.t.a- doesn’t ever leave the airport.
ahh h-ll were delayed in atlanta again. we must be flying delta airlines.
world’s largest distributor of peanuts.
like peanuts? fly delta airlines.
the best air line in the world.
we love to fly and it shows.
common misspelling. see delta air lines
delta air lines (3 words) is often misspelled as delta airlines (2 words).
do not expect your lugage to arrive
d.e.l.t.a (delta airlines)
delta
didn’t even leave the airport.
“hey, i thought you were going to new york?”
“no, my flight was on delta aka delta (airlines).”
doesn’t ever leave the airport.
a company that has been giving the employees a little bohica every time they turn around.
transferring jobs to bombay, india to get rid of well paid, well trained americans who wtf they’re doing.
lost your bags again? must be delta! then they transferred me to f-cking india!!
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