Demotapsis
the motion, and sound of one’s b-lls swaying back and forth, and slapping a male’s thighs when he is running up or down stairs with loose fitting shorts on.
note : not to be confused with oh-my-god-that’s-sicktapsis, which is when meat curtains h-t thigh.
“i had a serious fit of demotapsis this morning. it was so bad that it woke my mom up!”
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