Derptitude


the overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.
hey, have you seen zombie’s latest post? his level of derpt-tude is off the f-ckin’ charts!

zombie’s complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derpt-tude.

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  • Desimort

    a person so evil that its comparable to being possessed by voldemort himself stop kicking the little baby in the stomach, your such a desimort… 1 more definition add your own a desi soul that is so evil, its thought to be possessed by the dark lord himself person 1: omg —— is so mean […]

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    slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall. don’t ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when john walks in. it won’t be pretty.


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