den Juden stemmen

lit. ‘to chisel (or strongly work) the jew’, this jocular german term denotes active or p-ssive c-nn-l-ng-s. here ‘juden’ or ‘jew’ is a playful ‘forked-tongue’ slang commonly applied throughout greater germany to the cl-toris, based on the smaller mean size of the asiatic ‘judenschwanz’ or jewish p-n-s as compared to the north european german p-n-s. thus, the term is directly based on the jewish small p-n-s stereotype, which is very deep-rooted in europe & has been popularised in north america by woody allen, howard stern, bernard madoff, adam sandler (cf. ‘funny people’) & lisa lampanelli.

as scholar k reiskel records, this term, & its dialectal variant ‘den juden stemma’, connotes either receptive irrumation or active f-ll-t–n of the cl-toris: “jud, der, klitoris. redensart: am jud’n spiel’n. den jud’n stemma, fellare vel irrumare cl-torem.” – ‘idioticon viennense erotic-m’ k reiskel. anthropophyteia {deutsche verlagaktiengesellschaft} vol ii (1905) p 1f: p 9.
1) this term is recorded in the biography of the famed south germanic courtezan josephine mutzenbacher: “den juden stemmen «cl-torem lambere» {to lick or lap the cl-toris}. in den keller gehen «fellare» oder «lambere v-lv-m».” – ‘josefine mutzenbacher: die lebensgeschichte einer wienerischen dirne, von ihr selbst erzählt’ felix salten. ed oswald wiener. reinbek bei hamburg {germany} : rowohlt, 1978, p 183.

2) carsten: mein weib immer zwängt mich, ihr an den juden zu stemmen (my wife always forces me to lick her cl-t)

3) dame von klembitz: mein mann muß mir immer den juden stemmen! (my husband always has to suck my p-n-s feminis)

4) kristina: kannst du mir den juden stemmen? (can you lick my cl-t?)

5) jens: heute nacht werde ich ihr den juden stemmen. (tonight i will suck her love-bud)

6) hans: ich möge einer dame den juden zu stemmen, gerade nachdem sie gepinkelt hat! (i love to lick a lady’s cl-t, right after she has p-ssed)