dendrophilia
s-xual arousal derrived from trees.
dendrophilia by promiscuous corndog © 2002
written by bobbert mackenzie & jay best
today, i humped a tree
i had to pee
no place to go but behind a tree
i saw
a hollow knothole
so i said to myself
i’ll give it a go
i humped a tree
i humped a tree
i humped a tree
ohhhhhhhhhhh
the cops got me
they had to stop me
they threw me in jail
that’s where you come in
i need you to pay my bail
i humped a tree
i humped a tree
they threw me in jail
i humped a tree
i humped a tree
they threw me in jail
….beeb
fornication with trees.
keep bridgette out of the forest she’s a dendrophiliac
arousle by trees/s-x with trees
i humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. always hard and up for it and so much to do. tree scr-w-ng is what i do. having s-x with a tree.
people who are s-xualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. only 1 % of the world’s population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.
i am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.
otherwise known as a tendency to get s-xually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular
people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on
i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn’t responded yet
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