denham

denham’s are very hard to come across. you are very lucky to ever meet one. they are terrible at making jokes, but are still funny no matter how r-t-rded the joke is. sometimes these jokes can get him in trouble, but this is usually because people don’t understand him. deep down, denham’s are very emotional and sensitive.

denham’s are great to be around as they are kind and comp-ssionate.
they love listening to music and making their own music. the music they listen to usually connects to how they are feeling at the moment.
have you heard denham’s music lately? it sounds so cool.
den-uh m

noun

1. the lying -sshole out of which only bullsh-t comes.

origins
old english denn (“a squalid or vile hole where one lies”) + old norse hǫm (“a cut of meat from the hindquarters or b-ttock of a pig or similar livestock”)

synonyms
-n-s, -sshole, bang hole, bung hole, b-tt hole, doodie hole, fart pipe, hamflower, p–p chute, p–per, puckered starfish, sh-t box, sh-t whistle, snuz, starfish, t-rd cutter, etc.
“that politician is a downright, double denham.”
a small town in twente in the netherlands. also called “goddelozen ‘n ham”, which means “godless den ham” . it was named that way because many smugglers and lowlifes p-ssed through and lived in den ham centuries ago.

today den ham has three churches, which is sufficient for the 6000 inhabitants. so you could almost say that den ham is godly nowadays, but our heritage is celebrated still every weekend in the pubs that outnumber the churches.
henk: woar èns in den ham goaj vanoamd hen zoepm dan gajt? (where are you going to drink beer tonight?)
gajt: och, dat maakt mie niet uut jah, da week morn toch niks meer van. (oh, i dont care, tommorow i wont remember it anyway)