Denim Boner
a phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. it is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. any attempt to ‘squash’ the said b-n-r may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope n-body else notices, much like when you pop a real b-n-r on the train and can’t get it to go down.
fred noticed he was rocking a denim b-n-r but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.
a public erection which is noticed only by close contact (usually during ‘dirty dancing’ or ‘freaking.’) the b-n-r is concealed from sight by thick jeans or slacks and is only identified upon feel/touch, usually when a girl is grinding on a guy while dancing.
“that guy i was just dancing with totally got a denim b-n-r!”
“kelly likes dancing at the club; she enjoys the attention and giving guys denim b-n-rs.”
when the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schl-ng
boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?
boy 2: nah bro it’s just a denim b-n-r.
boy 1: ok good because i have one right now and it won’t go away.
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