Deniorexia
deniorexia is a condition whereby the sufferer believes themselves to be thinner than they are. similar to an anorexic who looks in a mirror and sees only fat, a deniorexic sees a slim person regardless of their actual size. often mistaken for clumsiness the condition is most apparent when trying on clothes or attempting to fit through narrow gaps.
sorry! i didn’t mean to b-mp into you it must be my deniorexia.
excuse me can you help me out of this dress? i’m deniorexic and have got myself stuck.
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