Denise Richards
denise richards is an uber easy bake oven (please see def. for ‘easy bake oven’) she is always turned on and often has multiple -rg-sms.
that girl is such a “denise richards!” ladies, keep your men close!
i wish i was denise richards, then i could sing like a fool and get away with it just like she did in the movie drop dead gorgeous. (which is a great film!)
1. an actress who betrayed her suppossed best friend heather locklear by f-cking her husband richie sambora immediately after they had split. ms. richards also sued her ex-husband, charlie sheen for looking at p-rnography and calling her a filthy sl-t, which, that she is. and this is simply because she has bad taste in men. case in point: richie sambora is a greasy old man who is about 10 years older than denise, with vicious man b–bs. a down-grade.
2. the act of f-cking your best friend’s husband while stuck in the middle of a custody battle with your p-rnography-loving ex.
example a: look at that b-tch denise richards, thinking she has everyone fooled. she b-tches and whines about her “awful” and “abusive” husband for public sympathy, then she goes and f-cks another chick’s man. not so innocent now, is she?
example b: i just broke up with jake 2 hours ago, and already my best friend gina went after him. she pulled a denise richards.
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