Denison University Big Red

a small school in granville, ohio where all the rich stuck up daddy’s girls and boys go to school. in denison there are two things to do walk into “downtown” which consist of two ice cream shops or get drunk starting at three in the afternoon. denison wishes they were as good of a school as kenyon but they never will be. they are known for steve carrel but he’s just an actor. denison is basically a school where the people that will be living off of mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives go to school. basically people at denison think they’re sweet cause their dad was a doctor or a lawyer but most the people from du turn out to be big zeros in life.
you are a denison university big red?
oh was your daddy a doctor or a lawyer?

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