denmark

where lego comes from!
lets go to denmark and see legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking!
illest country on earth. if you don’t believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus’ me, you won’t wanna come back ta america where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
person 1: yo i was in denmark this summer
person 2: why the f-ck did you come back
person 3: i’m gay dude (can use “swedish” interchangebly with gay)
home of the most beautiful women in the world.
take a stroll down strøget and you will see….
a wonderland where students are payed to study – and pay half of it in tax
ask a danish student about the “su”…
small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. the country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then us) there is barley any crime, if something happens, everybody knows about it
my dad grew up in denmark and when he moved here a while ago, he got hijacked because he said, “h-llo, how are you?” to strangers- they choked him and left.
denmark is the nicest country! yes i know people think they are racist but its bs.. they were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the arab clothing just as disguise. they’re just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? lets keep some security.
the country where you may drink when you’re 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).
teenager in denmark: “hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? – oh right, i’m 16 now, i’ll just do it myself”
1. a beautiful, kick–ss kingdom on the baltic
2. object of lame pastry jokes (i’ll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. home of the danes and rolling hills

– danish spelling is danmark
denmark is beautiful.
if you make one more danish joke, i’ll slap you!
i’m from denmark!

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