salami squad
a group of arrogant teenagers, most specifically boys, who drive their mothers cars and mooch off their parents. they roll the streets as a tight group and drink lokos on the weekends with their prissy, young girlfriends. they often times put themselves above others. salami squad members like to shop at preppy stores such as h&m or hollister. these individuals have also been seen “jerking” (dancing). salami squad’s are known for their hilarious personality and jokes. they are the most comical among the squads.
trying to show up a salami squad member can result in them going salami squad on your -ss.
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