Denmarkism
a fan-made religion based off the anime hetalia, similar to doitsuism, which worships the character mathias köhler, or denmark.
denmark is everything to a true denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.
he is the supreme lord of scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of m-ss worship.
his axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the denmarkism religion.
some common catchphrases used by denmarkists include “i hope you step on a lego,” “danish cl-ss,” and “when in doubt, denmark it out.”
1)
person 1: denmark.
denmarkist: -squeals-
person 1: what’s with you?
person 2: she must be into denmarkism.
denmarkist: when in doubt, denmark it out.-runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a danish flag and throwing legos everywhere-
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