pseudo-chop


a “pork” chop made from soy or other meat subst-tute
i stopped by the new vegan restaurant to try their pseudo-chops!
an arm/hand movement similar to a judo-chop, without causing any bodily injury or harm.
we snuck up behind our friends and before they knew it, we were able to deftly pseudo-chop their arms off.

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