Dennie


1. a dennie is a tall, handsome, well built patriotic sort of man. he enjoys guns rights, baby jesus, science, apple pie, and impressing the opposite s-x. some call him debonair, others call him their hero (mostly h-rny women).

2. a perfectly sized p-n-s, the kind goldilocks likes.
b-tch a: d-mn that man’s fine. and cl-ssy!
b-tch b: oh him? that’s dennie. he just delivered a baby downstairs.
b-tch a: what? a baby? jesus i want his d-ck.
b-tch b: sames.

b-tch a: did you hear shaniqua’s dating jack?
b-tch b: forreal? isn’t his d-ck the size of the hindenburg? i’d hate to take that in.
b-tch a: nah, she said it’s a dennie — just right.
1. a narcoleptic drinker, who is easy going almost all the time. he makes odd sounds when first getting up, a cross between a dinosaur and a kitten. he proceeds to make begin a task and p-ss out half way through it.

2. the third s-x organ of an alien species which only becomes functionable when thier victim sleeps through the first two.
alien: oh yeah…baaahhurrrop.
man: “zzzzzzzzzzz”
alien: well i’ll just have to use my dennie on this one.

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