Dennis Ferguson
dennis ferguson is a big ped from australia. he kidnapped three kids in 1987, severly raped them and loved every minute of it. his long greasy hair and bald spot, big 80’s-core gl-sses and him licking his wrinkly face doesn’t really help him much now, does it? he’s hounded out of every house he lives. he’s a waste of fossil fuels cause every time he’s released he manages to be employed as a janitor at a kindergarten, live two blocks from a pre-school, live with a 17 year old, and in 2005 he touched a kid at a train station after his 14 year sentence. not to mention he literally confessed to a prison inmate “i only do under 11, 12 is they’re stunners.”
“gee dennis ferguson, you’re f-ckin’ hot.”
“let’s spend 1000 dollars a day on taxes towards keeping dennis ferguson on 24/7 security! the nation will be happy with that :)”
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