dennis miller ratio
a 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.
a reference to dennis miller’s sometimes mystifying commentary on espn’s monday night football.
-lisa reads comic book guy’s shirt-
lisa: c:, c:\dos, c:\dos\run. ha! only one person in a million would find that funny.
frink: yes, we call that the dennis miller ratio.
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