Denny’s Paradox


when something is at the opposite ends of the spectrum, at the exact same point in time.

derived from:
the vast difference in oral sensory information from eating a grand slam at denny’s when drunk at 3:00am as opposed to eating the meal while sober. it is a paradox as the meal is both delicious and disgusting at the same time.
guy1: dude, i was so wasted last night! i went to denny’s and it was the best meal of my life!!

guy2: i just came from denny’s and it tasted like complete sh-t.

guy1: wow thats like a denny’s paradox!

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