Dense Motherfucker
synonymous to having a thick skull. thick skull means there’s less sp-ce for a brain, implying you have a small brain and therefore you have limited mental capacity. thus, a thicker skull means a denser one because extra thickness adds extra m-ss to the current volume of your head.
density = m-ss/volume. when the m-ss of your head increases from being extra thick, the density is increased as a result.
person a: 1+1 = 3
person b: you dense motherf-cker!
a person that doesn’t understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don’t worry if someone finds it i’m sure they’ll call me.
j: they can’t.
r: why?
j: you don’t have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it’s my phone.
j:you dense motherf-cker
someone who makes doesn’t think well enough
i am not thinking enough for this definition making me a dense motherf-cker
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