Dentalese


the language spoken by a dental patient during dental work, where you converse with the dentist or with two or more dental instruments in your mouth while under the influence of novocaine (or other medication).
dentist: so what have you been doing this summer?

patient: lmsafdlkdsflkdslk……..

dentist: sounds like you are having a great summer as translated by the dentist in dentalese.

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