denture check

the act of hooking a lover’s upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. most commonly a prelude to oral s-x.
“sharon was so shy she wasn’t going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me – lucky i did a denture check.”

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