Denver boot
colloquial term for a wheel clamp. denver was the first place they were used.
my car has four wheels each complete with its own denver boot. i’m not going anywhere!
(noun) a s-xual move. while having -n-l s-x in the doggy-position, the man falls asleep while still inserted, rendering the bottom partner immobilized.
i got so drunk last night that i ended up giving my girlfriend the denver boot.
having a sore -n-s after a particularly rough pounding from one’s oiled-up gym buddy at the sauna.
“aw, i’d love to go rollerblading, steve, but i’ve got a real denver boot today, and i can barely walk as it is.”
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