Denver Dippin Dots
this requires a condom to work properly and is best done on a girl that you will likely never see again/are not in a relationship with. you must carry out your preferred s-x act with a woman, -j-c-l-t-ng in the condom. save the condom until the girl falls asleep, and then pinch the open end of the condom closed. hold it over her face and drop individual spots of s-m-n on her face. this is sure to be a nasty surprise when she wakes up.
jenny: so, the guy i was with last night gave me the denver dippin dots!
katie: that sucks! that’s why you leave after you give someone a quickie!
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