Denver Omelette
the act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty v-g-n-, then continuing until completion.
a;’dude, i met up with this chick on a camping trip, i ate her p-ssy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!’
b;’that’s f-cking nasty, did she smell?’
a;’f-ck yeah, i ended up giving her a denver omelette!’
a s-x act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the v-g-n- or b-tt of the other partner. the couple then proceeds to have s-x in a hot tub. once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub s-x, the couple does a sixty-nine.
i wanted salsa with my denver omelette so i j-zzed while we were having s-x in the hot tub.
to dunk your n-ts-ck in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
origin: denver, 2005
i was just going to teabag that b-tch but i got carried away and made her a denver omelette!
named for the city in which i recieved this wonderful gift, the “denver omelette” is when a man kneels above a woman’s face as she sucks on his scr-t-m whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.
the next time you’re in colorado be sure to look up laura & julie. they’ll whip you up a mean denver omelette!
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