deodorant hari-kari
when the final quarter to a half inch of a stick of deodorant opts for an honorable death by plunging to the floor while attempt to apply it.
i was late for work this morning because my final deodorant stick decided to commit deodorant hari-kari and i needed to stop at the store to pick up another one.
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