Department Jumping
departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. when a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
person a: im bored…….
person b: lets go department jumping! get the number for walmart!
walmart: “thank you for calling! how may i help you?
person a: could you please connect me to electronics ?
walmart: “electronics, how may i help you?”
person a: wtf?! i asked for the garden center!! could you transfer me to there?”
walmart: “sure?”
continue for however long you can!
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