deployed
it’s like when you move past someone on the bus and there’s not enough room so your crotch rubs against their behind and you’re too lazy to twist yourself so that they won’t feel the protrusion but at the same time you’re not actually intending to molest them so you just let it happen and hope they’ll ignore it.
“god, it’s so crowded, i hope this girl understands if i stand here deployed.”
girl: “did his d-ck just graze the back of my leg!?” -vomits-
to distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fort-tude to return to their native habitat in one piece.
your buddy woke up in tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.
sounds like somebody deployed him.
yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.
hope he could remember his credit card number.
a word that makes you cry when you find out that it will happen to your husband
he was deployed yesterday… i pray and hope that he will be okay.
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