deppologist
a well-versed johnny depp fan that knows his/her sh-t on the matter.
has seen more than just pirates of the caribbean and can quote deppisms off the top of his/her head.
knows the truth behind all of the rumors about the man and can play six degrees of johnny depp like n-body’s business.
my friend the deppologist told me more than i needed to know about johnny’s life history
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