Depresbian


a slightly depressed teenage gothic girl seeking attiention.
wears cr-ppy things and complains to anyone who listens.
you’ll know her when you see her.
not to be confused with a presbyterian, though the two are not mutually exclusive.

a seemingly depressed, relatively butch female. typically middle-aged and married to a chubster. realizes she can’t leave him to pursue women because she’s past her prime and too afraid to experiment with life.
dude, gary’s wife looks like a sad lesbian trapped in the life of a housewife.

must be a depresbian.

lesbian depressed presbyterian

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