Depresturbation


the act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one’s s-xual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.
dude did you see michael after his father’s death?
ah yeah, he’s executing the depresturbation technique.

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