derail

to have s-xual intercourse.
a: “i hung out with that cute blonde last night.”
b: “did you derail?”
a: “h-ll yea. i derailed. so good.”
derail; a verb. used to indicate the exact point of derailment, aka epdi (exact point of derailment indication) a topic is derailed when someone clearly goes off-topic with posts which are obviously not -ssociated with the original topic subject, or goes about -n-lly raping the topic tavles by posting huge–ss pictures.
let’s derail that f-cking topic!

that topic is bound to derail.
this is when you mistakenly fallout of the v-g-n- and literally smash the sphincter or -sshole of a woman during s-x.
i was having some intense s-x with this chick, but i derailed and ruined everything. especially her -sshole.
the act of p-ssing gas on an up escalator, while inadvertently (or purposely) farting in everyone else’s face who is behind.
i totally derailed some people at the galleria today!
attacking or failing to follow the tactics of a debater who railroads the conversation, by expressing unexpected views or challenging logical fallacies.
she’s upset because i took a third option that will derail her planned one-sided conversation.
the act of blowing a joke or a rip, usually by sputtering out sentence fragments or by stuttering. this usually leads to laughter by one’s friends and extreme embarr-ssment to the person who ‘derailed.’ the offender will stay very quiet for a long period of time following one of these outbursts.
“man, you’re so stupid when god handed out brains you thought he said trains…and you went…and got on…and went for a ride…wait….goddammit!!!”

“hahahahahahahahaha holy sh-t, you’re r-t-rded!! nice derail, jay!!”
derail; a term used by the shmoo clan in order to replace sh-t, do it, and pwn.
1) dude i have been holding this in but i really gotta derail!!
2) are you ready? lets derail!!
3) dude you just got derailed!

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