Derby Street
derby street is a strip mall in hingham, ma. it has over priced stores and really annoying people. it just like the mall expect, it is outside and 100% more annoying. instead of mall rats you have stupid rich teeny bopper hoes who rock their north face jackets and ugg boots with their seven jeans. derby street is gay plain and simple. it is full of well to do mothers who pretend like they are marc jacob models while shopping in ann taylor loft with their screaming infants, next stop baby gap! during the christmas season derby street blasts christmas music and has people dress as santa and har-ss people. even when it is not the holidays derby street blasts cl-ssic music through out the whole strip mall. on one side of derby street you have expensive stores and on the other half you have sh-tty -ss kolhs. if you like rich milfs, range rovers, and cl-ssical music this place is for you. make sure you stop at rei get yourself a north face fleece then go to the shoe market and grab some uggs then you can truly call yourself cool! just go the south sh-r- plaza it has a forever 21 and people don’t think they are the sh-t because they are shopping outside in hingham.
rich kid: mom lets go to derby street i need a new ipod and overpiced jeans!
milf: ok! let me dress like i am 21 and be a wh-r- at crate & barrel!!!!!!
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