derek dancing


a dance, usually performed by young men, of which they sway their pointing index fingers from side to side whilst looking up to their top right.
girl: “john said he was only skipping the gym tonight because he would make up for it on the dance floor… but he is just derek dancing!!!”

or

emma: “the guy by the bar is good looking, i’m going to ask him out.”
alice: “hold that thought. he just started derek dancing.”

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