Derek Syndrome
a disorder given at birth. derek syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized p-n-s. symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. people with this disorder are likely to turn h-m-s-xual. people with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike p-n-s.
ashley: that guy derek i slept with last night was horrible. it was like having s-x with a field mouse.
levi: yeh i think that he has derek syndrome. that’s why we call him “needle d-ck.”
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